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Hel-lo Mud-duh, Hel-lo Fad-duh,
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Here I am at Camp Gra-na-da;
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Camp is ver - y en-ter-tain-ing,
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and they say we'll have some fun if it stops rain-ing.
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I went hik-ing with Joe Spi-vy,
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He de-vel-oped poi-son i-vy;
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You re-mem-ber Leo-nard Skin-ner?
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He got pto-maine pois'-ning last night af-ter din-ner.
Bb F7
All the coun-s'lors, hate the wait-ers,
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And the lake has al-li-ga-tors;
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And the head-coach wants no sis-sies,
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so he reads to us from some-thing called U-ly-ses.
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Now I don't want this should scare ya,
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But my bunk mate has ma-lar-ia;
D7 Eb
You re-mem-ber Jeff-rey Hard-y?
Bb F7 Bb
They-re a - bout to or-gan-ize a search-ing par-ty.
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Take me Home, oh Mud-duh, Fad-duh
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Take me home, I hate Gra-na-da;
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Don't leave me out in the for-est,
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Where I might get eat-en by a bear.
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Take me home, I prom-ise I will
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not make noise, or mess the house with
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oth-er boys.
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Oh please don't make me stay,
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I've been here one whole day.
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Dear-est Fad-duh, dar-ling Mud-duh,
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How's my pre-cious lit-tle brud-duh?
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Let me come home if you miss me,
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I would e-ven let Aunt Ber-tha hug and kiss me.
Bb F7
Wait a min-ute, it stopped hail-ing,
Bb
Guys are swim-ming, guys are sail-ing!
D7 Eb
Play-ing base-ball, gee, that's bet-ter,
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Mud-duh, Fad-duh, kind-ly dis-re-gard this let-ter.